Hi! Much of the worthwhile content (i.e. the stuff you'll be wanting to waste your time on) here is hosted offsite, but never fear! All is linked below:
OFFICIAL F.A.Q.: Frequently asked questions about your webmistress. (Really! Frequently asked!)
WHERE?!: Where's Emily? Listed in order of probability.
VERBATIM: Things that my creepy friends have told me.
