demos downer: it's this age-old feud: rivetheads vs. candy ravers.
vikingwizardgrl: what do you wear to raves?! your gap jeans?!
lilSpiKErS22: actually yes
demos downer: kick it in the throat!
Spiderr66: *tries to locate the keyboard's throat*
Spiderr66: *and realizes that being literal often doesn't work*
DJFaggyLunchbox: My little brother is talking to his friend and he goes "I wonder what would happen if Jesus wasn't crucified?" and I told him "I'd eat him." and my lil brother is saying I'm going to hell.
uhrbaHn decai: mandy. i love you.
uhrbaHn decai: your eyes are like two big things that.. see.
geekular: demos' ass glows in the dark
geekular: and it's where raving began
thEseksiemAnders: she's probably got Glowsticks hanging out of her ass with PLUR written on them.
geekular: raving began with demos' ass .. poor demos
thEseksiemAnders: she shakes it around..and everyone starts dancing thinking it's one of those color dance balls.
thEseksiemAnders: but it's just demos' ass.
emeralds T reak: *hands demos a glow stick*
spOrkleish: *turns off light* demos can be easily located at night...
Spiderr66: *probably doesn't want to know what was going on before*
prinzeofdarcness: public hair stroking?
spOrkleish: public?
geekular: NOOOOO! don't look at my PUBLIC hairs!
sanitysheadache: when people say they're hardcore, it's kind of hard to actually believe it.
sanitysheadache: especially since you're all the way over THERE
sanitysheadache: and i'm over HERE.
sanitysheadache: i'm hungry
sanitysheadache: but my chair
sanitysheadache: BUT FOOD
sanitysheadache: ...chair...
sanitysheadache: chair wins.
MylesDAnnoying: IM theseksiemanders if you like sexy blonde 16 year old cheerleaders nude.
MylesDAnnoying: and god bless america
BettyAnnPetz: tehr ez uh guthic purzun @ mi skul
BettyAnnPetz: may-b u 2 shuld mayk baybz
BettyAnnPetz: ef u cutch mi dreft *nodj nodj*
ADreamerInTheSky: I'd walk in and go "WHO WANTS TO GO TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION WITH ME???"
ADreamerInTheSky: *imagines geeks piling over*
ADreamerInTheSky: well, not a song exactly. "little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. along came a spider, that sat down beside her, and frightened miss muffet away."
demos downer: "little miss emily sat on a...tuffet, eating her candy and donuts. along came a spider, and emily tried to touch it, and it ran away screaming."
ADreamerInTheSky: "little miss jessica sat on a tuffet, eating her ice cream. along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and tried to steal the ice cream, but jessica wouldn't let him, and the spider got pissed, and they got into a brawl, and just ended up with ice cream all over themselves."
ADreamerInTheSky: or: "little miss jessica sat on a tuffet, eating her ice cream. along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and wanted to share the ice cream, but jessica was too hungry and wouldn't share, and the spider was sad, and jessica greedily ate her chocolate ice cream, until the spider stole a taste, and jessica got mad, and the spider ran, but jessica chased the spider, and...oh never mind, it's too long."
ADreamerInTheSky: WOO! TALES FROM THE TOILET!
ADreamerInTheSky: I got a picture scanned of me in the hallway with an empty punch cup and the rose that smelled like feet.
ADreamerInTheSky: did I tell you about the rose that smelled like feet?
Lady Lithium 777: EMILYYYYYYYY
Lady Lithium 777: She's my wo-dee and full-time Trent Reznor stalker.
ADreamerInTheSky: "dear emily, I think I may have some sort of feelings for you that go beyond platonic, it may even be called love, but it is probably only because I enjoy the same things you do and like to spend time around you. don't refer to this as a "love letter", as you silly people call it, because it is not. I may or may not love you, but love seems sort of illogical. so therefore, I am only writing this letter to say that I enjoy your company. sincerely, spock."
Lady Lithium 777: It's like "..hnNNNNNNGH *splurt* Uh."
x aFemmeFatale x: it is not fair to chicken fight a one goth army.
ADreamerInTheSky: *cries* HIP SAVER UNDERWEAR
ADreamerInTheSky: MADE WITH SPACE AGE MATERIAL TO KEEP THEM FROM BREAKING THEIR HIPS WHEN THEY FALL
ADreamerInTheSky: they are basically:
ADreamerInTheSky: PADDED UNDERPANTS MADE OF FOAM DEVELOPED BY NASA
ADreamerInTheSky: AND THEY HAVE A SPECIAL MODEL FOR INCONTINENT PEOPLE
ADreamerInTheSky: they studied old people that fell down wearing the underwear. what'd they do, go around knocking them over?
ADreamerInTheSky: *imagines men in suits tipping over old ladies and running*
ADreamerInTheSky: *imagines NASA producing not rockets, but underwear*
Lady Lithium 777: My little brother wondered if there were urinals in the girl's bathroom. I told him no. And he's confoozed, and like "well... what -do- you use?" and I sez "toilets. but ya wanna know something else?" and he's like "what?" and I'm like:
Lady Lithium 777: "Girls don't pee."
Lady Lithium 777: I have this kid convinced females don't urinate.
ADreamerInTheSky: I cannot wait for college when I don't have to worry about these sorts of stupid affairs and I only have to worry about acting improper at science banquets.
quakegumby: "Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the other ... er, um ..."
quakegumby: "Q: What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
A1: He works it out with a pencil."
ADreamerInTheSky: I encounted a strange child today.
ADreamerInTheSky: she was standing by a tree outside what I presume to be her house and stripping off dead bark...she looked at me as I walked by and said "this tree needs to be shaved."
Lady Lithium 777: A B C D LSD, Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is red, and one is green, I think the red one's got my spleen. I'm fucked up on LSD, next time won't you trip with me?
The Pope of Perl: I'd rather be single.
The Pope of Perl: Heck, I'd rather be single and emasculated.
The Pope of Perl: I haven't figured out how the Florida chick's boyfriend plays into all this, though.
The Pope of Perl: But I bet it involved tentacles and Elder Gods.
The Pope of Perl: And probably schoolgirl uniforms.
The Pope of Perl: Ten-to-one the Elder God's name was Lord Naughtius.
The Pope of Perl: I painted a picture like that in Art Class.
The Pope of Perl: There's a tentacle coming out of a toilet to flush it, and there's energy arcing all around it.
The Pope of Perl: I plan on titling it, "Honey, get the plunger"
antifungalcereal: Trent = mine
Lady Lithium 777: Trent = Emily's fo-eva. :P
Lady Lithium 777: I think she has like.... bought rights to his corpse or something. Wouldn't shock me.
randomsn1billion: shes fuckin depressing too
randomsn1billion: god
randomsn1billion: like an emo kid got hit by the suicide bus
The Pope of Perl: That's why I'm going to vote Kirk/Spock in the 2004 presidential elections.
The Pope of Perl: The only worse thing you could have done is wear one of those sailor uniforms.
The Pope of Perl: Then you'd have been raped by Cthulhu.
Lady Lithium 777: This is a Sesame Street character with HIV here.
Lady Lithium 777: We're obligated to make fun of it.
quakegumby: i can ring peoples doorbell and go "ich will eure candy..."
quakegumby: his niece was a riot the other day
quakegumby: she kept singing "drugs are good and you can smoke them"
quakegumby: "my mom smokes drugs but no she doesn't"
quakegumby: "no, i don't want you to put it there, just eat it!"
quakegumby: "no need for all this moaning, starkist isn't THAT good"
Lady Lithium 777: DUDE. both our profiles are Weezer.
Lady Lithium 777: EMO TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE
Lady Lithium 777: I think my mom is ashamed of me sometimes. XD I sit on the sofa, legs splayed, with a Bettie Page shirt on and a pair of kneelength cutoffs, scratching myself and watching the Man Show. XP
beware of ali: i think we need to rent some movies and eat a lot of chocolate
beware of ali: does it suck to be female? YES IT DOES!
return to origin: no, a big gay biker, emily.
return to origin: a big hairy one. that wears a leather little french hat
return to origin: no shirt, just a leather fringe vest
return to origin: OF COURSE A GODDAMN GIRL
ADreamerInTheSky: I went to the A&P...oh my god. it looked like cupid had thrown up all over the place.
ADreamerInTheSky: if I go there on saturday and they have guys walking around in diapers with bows and arrows, I will just leave.
The Pope of Perl: I could get credit in the honors program here for basically just talking to girls who want to major in a science/tech field.
The Pope of Perl: Best line ever in the email about this: "The program will bring high school students for a day of presentations, exhibits, and hands-on activities."
DeBurgo: I mean, for everyone else, underage russian lesbians are old news, but I greet these russian lesbians with open arms.
(After watching "The Ring"...)
ADreamerInTheSky: I feel like coming over and turning your TV to channel 3 tonight and putting the volume way up...
ADreamerInTheSky: ...so all you hear is the static :)
ADreamerInTheSky: you'll go down and unplug the TV and toss it out the window.
threexonefourone: i'll run screaming down the street in my blue's clues pyjamas.
ADreamerInTheSky: so you've got these two smart people sitting around in their living room discussing quantum physics...and then you've got their kid sitting on the floor eating crayons.
exactduckwoman: they are ufos
exactduckwoman: they're coming to anally probe you
exactduckwoman: by means of a chicken
exactduckwoman: cluck cluck *squish* *muffled clucking*
ADreamerInTheSky: no! he'll get away on his jetpack! just like saddam!
ADreamerInTheSky: and osama on his scooter!
threexonefourone: ...pol pot following closely behind on a segway, and mao tse-tung bringing up the rear on his hoverboard!
threexonefourone: RACE OF THE TIN-POT DICTATORS!
